First of all I’ve never heard Taylor Swift’s music. And I have no desire to. I assume it must sound horrible. With all the marketing and advertising that goes into promoting her I cant imagine it can possibly be good. Also, with the low IQ of her fans, it doesn’t sound promising. […]
As a kid, I religiously peeled the skins off grapes first. A bitter foil to the soft fleshened interior to follow, I bit them brief and swallowed whole as a sort of drum roll. That stark of a distinction between the skin and its grape body hadn’t existed again until this day… several decades later. […]
In 1999, like most baby millennials, our parents dictated the family television. In my Midwestern home, I woke up to Katie Couric and Matt Lauer’s news reports on Today before school. After I returned home, the ritutal continued. As mom prepared dinner, usually a meatloaf, buttery mashed potatoes, and a side of green beans– I’d […]
